|Wednesday, August 30th, 2006|
|Wednesday, August 16th, 2006|
I know I live on the other side of the country, but via the magic of AIM, the hilarity lives on...Jenn:
I just got a new phone number, and the first call I got on it was from Samuel L. JacksonJonathan:
verbally abusing me and telling me to go see Snakes on a Plane.Jenn:
I told my mom that the first call was from him. She asked, "From the dead?"Jonathan:
I told her he isn't dead.Jenn:
She said, "...wasn't he a president?"Jonathan:
*grin* That is AWESOME.Jenn:
I mean... they're both bad motherfuckersJenn:
It's an easy mistakeJonathan:
Get these mothafuckin' Cherokee off my mothafuckin' land! Current Mood: amused
|Monday, May 22nd, 2006|
I'm gonna tell you a little story about a man named Jed. Only, no, I'm not. Who am I kidding? I'm a sham.
|Thursday, April 27th, 2006|
I feel like I can either sit down and cry, or keep working on my thesis. Those are the only two acceptable options.Jenn:
Think of it this way: you can sit down and cry anytime, but you can only work on your thesis now. Current Mood: exhausted
|Sunday, April 23rd, 2006|
it's Warren Ellis's fault
Jenn, Vera, and Jonathan are having a discussion about pluralism in national governments.Jonathan:
The White House talks to me. "Yo, dude, what's up. I'm waiting for this guy to get out of me." And I'm like, "Yeah, I've been there."
Vera and Jenn laugh.Jonathan:
Did I just say that?
|Tuesday, March 14th, 2006|
He has a point.
Jenn is wearing slightly weird clothes and weirder makeup because it is flash-back-to-high-school day at the Looking Glass House, by which we mean for Jenn and Vera only, or possibly also Beth. Jonathan is getting ready to go back to work, where he had an allergic reaction yesterday.Jonathan:
And now I'll go and feel awful again, so that I can go feel awful again tomorrow.Jenn: (putting the finishing touches on her eyeliner)
God, you're depressing.Jonathan:
Hey, you're the one pretending it's still high school.
In honor of Flash-Back-to-High-School Day, we present an online game, called the Party Like It's 1999 Party. Everyone's invited! Comment and tell us what you'd be doing at a party with all of us if it was 1999, and you were yourself then.
I'll start: I'd be sitting in the corner, falling asleep every five minutes and then looking up dully and grumbling angrily about the patriarchy. I'd speak almost exclusively to women, and everyone would have to come to me because I'd be too tired to move. I'd be wearing lots of metal and eyeliner, pretending to be butch, and I'd probably have a panic attack and leave quietly to spend the rest of the night locked in the bathroom. Oh yeah, and I'd have long sleeves and braces.( I'd look like this:Collapse )
What about you? Current Mood: amused
a rough recollection
From the trials and tribulations of Vera comes the answer to world hunger.
Vera: I can't look at the picture of this kitty I'm trying to download!
Jenn: Oh! You might have to look at one of the other pictures of kittens on the internet!
Vera: [Reads the message the Internet gives her about the page not loading.]
Jenn: Oh noes!
Vera: I have a feeling you're not taking me seriously.
Jenn: It's a very serious problem not being able to look at the kitties you want. Much like world hunger.
Vera: If we gave everybody in the world a kitten, there'd be less world hunger. Kittens don't have much meat on them.
Jenn: Yeah, but it's something. Even a little bit helps.
|Monday, March 6th, 2006|
Baking will be permitted during spring break between the hours of 7 and 9 pm in the Looking Glass House.
|Saturday, March 4th, 2006|
Jonathan is talking about a bill that is due March 11.
Jenn walks out the front door to the store, turns around and comes back to yell:
Jenn (excited): Holy shit March 11th is next week and that's spring break!
Vera (excited): Holy fuck!
Jonathan (confused): Holy... bitch?
|Sunday, February 19th, 2006|
The door won't shut.
Beth and Jenn, in unison: "The Looking Glass House: Knockin' the hinges loose since 2004."
|Sunday, February 12th, 2006|
(Jenn has just mixed herself a drink, without a recipe, and declared it a wonderful drink. Tyler is flipping through her bartending book.)Tyler:
Jenn, you're having an Orgasm.flips page againTyler:
Wait, no, you're having a Screaming O.
(adapted slightly from reality because I had been drinking and it was fifteen hours ago.)
|Monday, February 6th, 2006|
I've already had dinner.Vera:
I thought you were going to say you'd already had lit theory.Jenn:
Much like I've already had your mom... hard and kind of dense.Jonathan:
Or interesting, but not readily applicable to real life. Current Mood: bouncy
|Thursday, January 26th, 2006|
|Tuesday, January 24th, 2006|
"I'd honestly rather swim in a pool of wool mittens than have a box full of kittens delivered to me." - Jenn
|Monday, January 23rd, 2006|
Jonathan: I can't find my pants.
Beth and Vera in chorus: Jonathan, you're wearing pants.
Jonathan: I can't find my dance pants
|Thursday, January 19th, 2006|
You already know a lot about it, being of a similar age as me, and female, and growing up...Jenn:
Wait, are we talking about menstruation or your thesis?Jonathan:
Same thing, really.
|Wednesday, January 18th, 2006|
Josh: My thesis broke my logic and now I'm stuck in the world!
|Sunday, January 15th, 2006|
Jenn: We hadn't noticed.
Vera (in a singsong voice): I like kitties!
Jonathan (finishing the song): cuz they're so delicous!
|Saturday, December 17th, 2005|
better than the toaster
Jonathan is making waffles. The waffle iron starts beeping to let him know it's ready.
Jonathan: Aa! Goddammit! I'm not ready! I know! I know! I'm trying to wisk here! Shut up I'm getting there! It's clicking at me!